caring is creepy

Be still my ovaries

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:55:28 -0600

Be still my ovaries

Dear Taylor Swift

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:15:38 -0600

I love you, but please stop stealing my men. Thanks!

Love, Carrie

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Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:21:17 -0600

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Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:05:03 -0500

meme-spot: The place where your favorite memes hang out, Meme...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 16:42:46 -0500

meme-spot:

The place where your favorite memes hang out, Meme Spot

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Fri, 28 Sep 2012 13:05:56 -0500

stfuconservatives: thedisgruntledgradstudent: crabby-cakess: s...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:18:02 -0500

stfuconservatives:

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

crabby-cakess:

spicycaramel:

wow how fucking accurate is that.

I’m Mr. Romney and I love money!

ugly laughing

perfect

Sunday funday (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:08:24 -0500

Sunday funday (Taken with Instagram)

mitt romney sucks pass it on

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:04:23 -0500

omnom

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:43:41 -0500

omnom

Britney learns ‘Gangnam Style’ from Psy on The Ellen Show. (x)

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:27:46 -0500

Britney learns ‘Gangnam Style’ from Psy on The Ellen Show. (x)

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Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:15:51 -0500

aziraphale-san: i went to target and

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:40:31 -0500

aziraphale-san:

i went to target and

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:33:45 -0500

interskramz: srvvlstband: PLEASE...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 11:38:31 -0500

interskramz:

srvvlstband:

PLEASE READ.

brilliant-but-scary-bad-wolf:

kevinnlam:

Attention! Important!
Especially to the ladies we all care about…
A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
STATE OF MICHIGAN :

SITUATION..
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check….

“There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.

“There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road…with a fake baby in it….waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.

“Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON ‘T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

Oh yea, about the EGGS:
“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.”

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.

Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.

WARNING # 3:
Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road,but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was andthere weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

REBLOG!! SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

shit

Normally we don’t reblog non-music stuff…but just…I don’t even…fuck people

dailyoliver: Oliver really wanted to know if I was going to...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:43:21 -0500

dailyoliver:

Oliver really wanted to know if I was going to finish that.

stfuconservatives: justinspoliticalcorner: (via Who Is The...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:37:59 -0500

stfuconservatives:

justinspoliticalcorner:

(via Who Is The Smallest Government Spender Since Eisenhower? Would You Believe It’s Barack Obama? - Forbes)

It’s enough to make even the most ardent Obama cynic scratch his head in confusion.

Amidst all the cries of Barack Obama being the most prolific big government spender the nation has ever suffered, Marketwatch is reporting that our president has actually been tighter with a buck than any United States president since Dwight D. Eisenhower.

So, how have the Republicans managed to persuade Americans to buy into the whole “Obama as big spender” narrative?

It might have something to do with the first year of the Obama presidency where the federal budget increased a whopping 17.9% —going from $2.98 trillion to $3.52 trillion. I’ll bet you think that this is the result of the Obama sponsored stimulus plan that is so frequently vilified by the conservatives…but you would be wrong.

The first year of any incoming president term is saddled—for better or for worse—with the budget set by the president whom immediately precedes the new occupant of the White House. Indeed, not only was the 2009 budget the property of George W. Bush—and passed by the 2008 Congress—it was in effect four months before Barack Obama took the oath of office.

Accordingly, the first budget that can be blamed on our current president began in 2010 with the budgets running through and including including fiscal year 2013 standing as charges on the Obama account, even if a President Willard M. Romney takes over the office on January 20^,2013.

So, how do the actual Obama annual budgets look?

Courtesy of Marketwatch-

In fiscal 2010 (the first Obama budget) spending fell 1.8% to $3.46 trillion.

In fiscal 2011, spending rose 4.3% to $3.60 trillion.

In fiscal 2012, spending is set to rise 0.7% to $3.63 trillion, according to the Congressional Budget Office’s estimate of the budget that was agreed to last August.

Finally in fiscal 2013 — the final budget of Obama’s term — spending is scheduled to fall 1.3% to $3.58 trillion. Read the CBO’s latest budget outlook.

No doubt, many will wish to give the credit to the efforts of the GOP controlled House of Representatives. That’s fine if that’s what works for you.

However, you don’t get to have it both ways. Credit whom you will, but if you are truly interested in a fair analysis of the Obama years to date—at least when it comes to spending—you’re going to have to acknowledge that under the Obama watch, even President Reagan would have to give our current president a thumbs up when it comes to his record for stretching a dollar.

Of course, the Heritage Foundation is having none of it, attempting to counter the actual numbers by pretending that the spending initiated by the Bush Administration is the fault of Obama. As I understand the argument Heritage is putting forth —and I have provided the link to the Heritage rebuttal so you can decide for yourself—Marketwatch, in using the baseline that Obama inherited, is making it too easy on the President.

But then, with the Heritage Foundation being the creator of the individual mandate concept in healthcare only to rebut the same when it was no longer politically convenient, I’m not quite sure why anyone believes much of anything they have to say any longer.

I want to print this chart out and rub it all over my body.

^^^

A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be our president

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 20:03:06 -0500

stavesofmysymphony:

not at all, not at
all, not at all, not at all,
dear fucking god, no

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Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:55:52 -0500

gpoy

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:12:34 -0500

gpoy